Let’s not pretend drive-in movies are the future

There is nothing quite as sweet as an American summer. Milkshakes, swimming in the lake, driving with the top down, flipping burgers on the grill, hiding from the heat with a sweetheart in the air-conditioned dark of a movie theater. Only now the milkshake shack is shuttered, the park is closed, there’s nowhere to bother driving to, your friends have all gone back to their parents’ places out of state, and movie theaters won’t be safe to visit anytime soon. What’s a Yank to do?