NATIONAL MOTORISTS ASSOCIATION

A TICKET OF MY OWN

Pregame show: 18 minutes

Final score: Case Dismissed
Reason: Officer's Failure to Show

Actual Elapsed Time: 5 sec.

POST GAME WRAP-UP:

Am I disappointed? No way. I held onto one of the most valuable ticket-fighting weapons I can have: A CLEAN RECORD. Now back to you, Bob.